February 09, 2007

For $10k I'll tell you Sister Ruth made global warming up

The American Enterprise Institute is offering 10k to any scientist willing to say that global warming isn't caused by humans. While I'm not a scientist, I'd be willing to admit and supply proof that Sister Ruth is causing global warming. Seriously.

I'm always impressed by how some politicos deal with news. When asked what he thought about all this, Al Gore didn't even seem surprised.

MADRID, Spain (CNN) -- Former Vice President Al Gore sharply condemned critics of global warming, in an interview Tuesday with Cuatro, a television channel in Spain and a CNN affiliate.

"They've lost the argument and they don't want to stop dumping all this pollution into the Earth's atmosphere," Gore said in a short interview. "The only thing they have left is cash and now they're offering cash for so-called skeptics who will try to confuse people about what the science really say. But it's unethical because now the time has come when we have to act. And it's always easier to pretend that a big problem does not exist, because then you have no moral obligation to solve it. But our responsibility to our children and those who come after is sacred and we must discharge our responsibility. And the good news is the changes we need to make are ones that will improve the quality of life. They're things that we should be doing anyway."

Gore was the Democratic nominee in the 2000 presidential election. His film, "An Inconvenient Truth," is nominated for an Oscar in the "Best Documentary" category.

Are you listening, AEI? I know I'm not a scientist but hand to God, the bitch created 'global warming'. On her own. In fact, I'll publish an article on it for the bargain price of $5k. Look how affordable I am!

Posted by mcblogger at February 9, 2007 09:13 AM

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