January 03, 2007

Wanna write on McBlogger?

We're always looking for new talent at McBlogger. Seriously, you think I like being constantly threatened by a far too large dildo? That thing has been working my hole for a while (literally and figuratively) now and with that, I'd like to announce we're looking for new writers.

Can you put a sentence together? Can you spell? Do you have problems making the voices stop? Well, two out of three will be enough to get you a spot on McBlogger (respect is sold separately at the commissary). Use your name, or be completely anonymous... I'm not giving you up and I'm the only one who knows who everyone is.

Ready for the excitement of blogging? Ready to show the world that yes, you too have all the talent of a high school senior? Ready to be berated by McSleaze and forced to admit embarrassing facts about yourself, like that you eat chili out of the can? The kind with the beans? Then take a moment and join the team! Send two samples of your work to mcblogger@mcblogger.com.

If one of the 'samples of your work' is a picture of shit in a toilet, I'm sending McSleaze and Sister Ruth after you.

Posted by mcblogger at January 3, 2007 02:53 PM

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