January 18, 2007
Thank you, cocksuckers
This is a little thank you note to all of the fucktards who thought there was still ice on goddamn Mopac through goddamn midtown. Seriously, friends, that was the best 80 minutes I've ever spent in my car. Well, maybe not the best... that would have to be when I had sex in the backseat on a first date (don't look at me that way... it was going nowhere and all I wanted from the relationship was a blowjob. I do regret doing it on a Friday night while parked down Fourth from OCH and Rain). Actually, now that I think about it, by 'best' I actually mean 'worst'.
Thanks again, y'all. Don't let anyone ever tell you that you don't suck, 'cause you sooo do!
Posted by mcblogger at January 18, 2007 09:04 PM
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