January 27, 2007
Something is happening but you don't know what it is
The US Central Command revealed Friday that an airstrike near the dusty Somaili town of Buur Gaabo was believed to have killed the elusive terrorist mastermind Burger King. A Pentagon spokesman who insisted on remaining nameless said that the death of the number three man in Al Qaeda was a significant victory in the War on Terror.
UPDATE Intelligence analysts now believe that the man killed was Sali ibn-Wazir, a wealthy retailor of strict Islamic women's apparel, known as the Burka King. A Pentagon spokesman who insisted on remaining nameless said that the death of the number three man in Al Qaeda was a significant victory in the War on Terror.
Posted by mayor mcsleaze at January 27, 2007 09:06 AM
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