January 05, 2007

IT LIVES!

I hope everyone enjoyed the holidays! Today is the first day that everything has kinda returned to normal. It took me forever to take the damn decorations down. I am just glad that it is over. Not that I don't love Christmas. I really am one of those people. Most holidays for me are a festive mixture of merriment and feeling like shit. Both compliments of my dear, close pal, Mr. Scotch. He was good to me this year. Especially when my cousin presented me with my gift. For the record, I gave her a lovely pair of earrings. Flashy yet conservative. Elegant. She fucking gave me Kate Spade's 'Manners'. I shit you not. I expect more from them, though I shouldn't. She's in college right now and Neiman's is expensive. So, you skimp where you can... making do with only one pair of Chanel sunglasses is tedious, but you gotta do what you gotta do. Oh, definitely skimp on gifts for family. McBlogger says they're just trash. I'm inclined to agree. Two years ago she gave me a purse which was clearly from Target. McBlogger and I set it on fire later that night while singing 'O Holy Night'. It was really more touching and tasteful than it sounds.

Needless to say, I was really looking forward to New Years. 2006 was not one of my best years. They say every year is a gift and for me, 2006 was a gift wrapped in a brown paper with dog shit smeared on it. I was glad to see it go and made plans to celebrate with friends. I just did not take into consideration that my tolerance has lowered over the last year. I just don't go out much anymore and am seriously out of binge drinking practice. I wasn't bad, but there is a strong chance that I was THAT girl. You know what I mean. It took me a while to recover. Feliz Ano Nuevo con gripe del coctel, and I know I wasn't the only one.

Now I just have to get through my birthday. A friend of mine has offered to take me some place 'entertaining'. He said it is seedy, dirty, and there is a distinct possibility that I might get stabbed. WOOHOO! Let's go out and chop it up! Let's put a brick through the other guy's windshield!

I don't want anything for my birthday because Bravo is giving us all another season of 'The Real Housewives of the O.C.'! Hell yeah! I've already checked the bios to get a sneak peek at the feast to come. Jeana is back as if anyone gives a shit. Her bio does mention that she appeared in a ZZ Top video. I wonder if she was the one in the white pleather outfit? Vicki is back to provide more unintentional funny. Same with Laurie. It seems she has found a sugar daddy, but still works with Vicki. Don't worry about her little scamp of a son. She has packed him off to a State-run boarding school where I am sure he will receive all of the affection, love, and support that he needs (and get his very own works). They appear to have dumped Kimberly which was a step in the right direction clearly! They have replaced her with the reptilian Tammy Knickerbocker. She's the O.C. rebel, who just happens to have the same boobs as every other woman in O.C. One has to wonder, is there only one plastic surgeon who does the 'through the nipple' implant?

Anyway, you know the show is all about Jo. I am sure that sassy little minx won't disappoint. It appears Slade is still hanging in there. I can't wait to see the catfight between Jo and Laurie over that repulsive sack of flesh! What about you? All I know is I am pumped! Let's get ready to rumble!

Posted by barfly at January 5, 2007 10:30 AM

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