January 09, 2007

Giant Wax Cock endorses CradDICK

wax cock1.jpgGiant Wax Cock, an Austin original since two days ago, today announced it's support for Tom CradDICK during an impromptu drinks meeting at a local bar.

Tom Craddick is an old friend and I think he is the best person to lead the Texas House of Representatives. We've had our share of ups and downs (not to mention ins and outs), but in the end we've developed a mutual respect. Of all the people/objects I know, he is the only other that understands how it feels to be a giant dick.

A flame then burst from the head of The Giant Wax Cock while Melt With You by Modern English played loudly in the background. Most of those present openly wept at the sweetness of the sentiment displayed by Giant Wax Cock.

Posted by mcblogger at January 9, 2007 01:52 AM

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