December 09, 2006
Rejected "Daily Trauma" submissions
I know you, like me, read Seventeen Magazine month after month. I have ever since my mother bought me a subscription when I was 17. What follows is a rejected "Daily Trauma" submission:
Volleyball was starting and I had to get my physical. I was sitting there waiting in my hospital gown when the door opened. Instead of some crusty old doctor, the most gorgeous guy I've ever seen walked into the room. He looked more like a TV doctor than a real doctor! He started to check my vitals, and I felt my stomach start to flutter. He poked and prodded, and my stomach started turning flips. Doc Hottie started feeling my tummy. He pushed on my bellybutton and whammo-bammo! I bump-set-pooped all over the examining table! I was so embarrassed I just sprinted out of the room! Talk about a Spalding tattoo ... with diarrhea!
—Tara, 16, San Diego
See the rest of the freaks here at McSweeney's.
Posted by mcblogger at December 9, 2006 02:42 PM
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