December 08, 2006
FINAL - Ask A... Dildo that may or may not have been in Rick Perry's ass about dating
(Ed. Note - We've had to use a new photo of The Dildo that may (or may not) have been up Rick Perry's ass. Apparently, the very image of The Dildo violated the Photobucket terms of service. Which is kinda dumb since it's was nothing more than an innocuous picture of The Dildo. It wasn't even threatening them. Which makes me wonder, if not out of fear, what DID cause them to pull the picture? Y'all think on that for a bit... in the meantime, enjoy The Dildo's advice and It's new visage)
The Dildo returns to answer your questions about life, love and losing...
Question
Dildo, I've been with my husband for a while and have recently discovered that he really likes a finger up his ass while I'm blowing him. It's not that I mind, I'm just concerned that he may be a fag. Yours...LB in DC
Answer
Well, LB, I don't know what to tell you. I can't say if he's a fag or not as you've not given me nearly enough information. Has he asked for a three-way with another guy? That would be gay. Has he started listening to XM81? If so, he's probably a fag. However, most sexually aware guys (gay and straight) love some assplay so that in and of itself does not mean he's gay.
Question
Dildo: I think my girlfriend is cheating on me. Over the last couple of months she's all the time getting home late, usually smelling of alcohol and a guys cologne (it's definitely not mine) and making some lame excuse about working late. When we have sex she seems bored and I know she's faking her orgasm. I can also tell someone other than me has been there, usually earlier in the day. What do you think, with all your experience I should do? DC in WY
Answer
Well color me embarrassed! Yeah, she's cheating. My bad...
Question
Dildo Dear have you and Ricky been out drinking with George??
Answer
Fuck no. I only drink with people I like.
Question
How do I know if a first date went well? GB in Austin
Answer
Did you get laid? If yes, the date went well. If not, well then he/she isn't interested in you because your a pussy. Can I get his/her number?
And so ends our most recent installment of Ask A... Dildo that may (or may not) have been up Rick Perry's ass about Dating. The Dildo will return... as soon as it feels a need to intimidate and belittle me.
Posted by mcblogger at December 8, 2006 03:31 PM
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