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November 21, 2006

McCain and Kerry continue to be delusional

Obviously oblivious to the fact that the large majority of people in this country think that they are

a) one small step up from carnival scum
b) stupid
c) pitiable

Sens McCain and Kerry continue to think they are viable candidates in 2008. Yeah. Let me cut to the chase for the Democrats and Republicans in the hizzle: YOU CAN NOMINATE EITHER OR BOTH OF THESE LOSERS. However, once you do that, you're going to lose the White House. Even if it was McCain v. Hillary. Allow me to detail the objections:

KERRY

  • Piss poor public speaker. Even when telling jokes, he consistently flubs up in such way that you're embarrassed watching him. Of course, until recently, he would have flubbed even his response. Though he did a decent job with handling this last incident, wouldn't it be better just to nominate someone who can speak clearly without fucking up the text?

  • Looks kinda horsey. Seriously, why the long face, JK? Also, let us never forget the R catcalls of 'lurch'. Why put ourselves in that spot again?

  • HE LOST THE FUCKING ELECTION IN 2004, THEN THREW EVERYONE WHO SUPPORTED HIM UNDER A BUS BY NOT ASKING FOR A RECOUNT. That's right, HE LOST IT. By not stomping on that swift boats crap early on, he made himself look weak and pathetic. Which he kinda is... I know he's a decorated war hero. However, the Senator I see today is a far cry from the guy who so ably represented vets when he came home from Vietnam

  • Really thinks he has a shot...

    "Not in the least," Kerry, the Democratic presidential nominee in 2004, said when asked if the furor over his comment had caused him to reconsider a 2008 race. "The parlor game of who's up, who's down, today or tomorrow, if I listened to that stuff, I would never have won the nomination."

    Hermano, if you only knew how many of us had to hold our noses when we voted for you in 2004. No way do you get through a primary in 2008. We'll ask Lady Bird if we can run LBJ's corpse first

    • MCCAIN

  • Please. Dude, you should be retiring, maybe prepping for your next career as a Wal-Mart greeter. YOU'RE FUCKING OLD. Get it?

  • Claims to be a Federalist but sounds like a Dixiecrat

    "I'm a federalist," McCain said. "Just as I believe that the issue of gay marriage should be decided by the states, so do I believe that we would be better off by having Roe v. Wade return to the states. And I don't believe the Supreme Court should be legislating in the way that they did on Roe v. Wade."

    Do we really want someone as President who contradicts himself in the same thought? Let's not even get into the whole issue of how involved the Federalists think ordinary Americans should be in government. It's kinda pointless since McCain doesn't really know what the hell he is.


  • Bitchslapped by Bush in 2000, works hard over last 6 years to be his obsequious bitch. Abdicates Constitutional responsibilities and assumes roles as part of the Republican Rubber Stamp

  • Actively using Roves strategy of division by lining up support from noted bigots and homophobes like Televangelists Jerry Falwell and Pat Robertson

    • Both Kerry and McCain are like punchlines to the same bad joke. Please, let's not tell it again because it won't be funnier this time.


    Posted by mcblogger at November 21, 2006 09:00 AM

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