November 17, 2006
Ask A... Dildo important dating questions
I'm sure you remember the Dildo that may (or may not) have been up Rick Perry's ass. The Dildo certainly remembers y'all so if you don't specifically remember it, when you see it on the street and it says 'hello' just act as if you know it. Seriously, it's for the best. Otherwise, the Dildo can be a little brutal in that oh-so-special way.
The Dildo has been hungry for more contact with people. Not that kind of contact, the kind that allows the Dildo to really show off it's astounding knowledge of all things. So, after damn near being raped by the Dildo, we are bringing it back so that you can ask it dating questions.
How should a blind date end? What's the best way to propose to a prospective spouse? Does this shirt match this tie? How do I get rid of my chronic halitosis (I got this one... stop eating blue cheese and washing it down with coffee. It's gross, dog breath)? There are literally millions of things you can ask the Dildo that may (or may not) have been up Rick Perry's ass. However, this time it want's to help you through the minefield that is modern dating.
Don't make the Dildo do to you what it may (or may not) be doing to Rick Perry. Email your questions post haste to mcblogger@mcblogger.com subj: Dating advice. Follow the rules this time, Harry!
Posted by mcblogger at November 17, 2006 03:09 PM
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Oh, Darling Dildo where have you been? Yes, well, nevermind--please don't answer that. My politically savvy friends in the beltway tell me that Big Daddy & Friends had to take over the Whitehouse because Georgie W is hitting the bottle again big time, as in "whataya mean we went to war--damn did I pass out --I think I'm gonna be sick" Too many good sources not to believe it's true. So, Dildo Dear have you and Ricky been out drinking with George??
Posted by: DemoDame at November 18, 2006 12:51 AM
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