October 31, 2006
CT native George Bush : Even dumber than John Kerry
John Kerry, while campaigning yesterday in CA, told a joke and flubbed it because he's, you know, a giant goob. The joke was (in the midst of ripping on CT native George Bush):
"I can't overstress the importance of a great education. Do you know where you end up if you don't study, if you aren't smart, if you're intellectually lazy? You end up getting us stuck in a war in Iraq."
Instead he said...
"You know, education -- if you make the most of it, you study hard and you do your homework and you make an effort to be smart, you can do well."If you don't, you get stuck in Iraq."
In context, it's actually pretty funny. Of course, the White House, being filled with fucktards, took it completely out of context and instead of interpreting it as something that makes fun of Bush (which it did), thought that it was insult to American troops. Never mind that the Administration insults the troops every day by lying about Iraq. Not to mention that Administration officials (like the VP, SoS, SoD) lied to fucking everyone about the reason we had to invade Iraq in the first place.
Don't even get me started on the fact that the White House created the intelligence that led us to war. It didn't exist, so they made it up out of a bunch of bullshit that every intelligence agency in the world (including the CIA) said was, in fact, bullshit.
So the White House put their spin on the joke, lied about the meaning (it's a force of habit with them. Lying that is) and started whining about "John Kerry insulting the troops". Unfortunately, for CT native George Bush, no one's believing him (except the base and they're numbers are dwindling daily), the story is staying in the news and John Kerry isn't backing down.
Yep. JOHN KERRY ISN'T BACKING DOWN. Where the fuck was this John Kerry in 2004? If his statement on this doesn't impress you, then you're irredeemably stupid. Just like our President and his staff.
"If anyone thinks a veteran would criticize the more than 140,000 heroes serving in Iraq and not the president who got us stuck there, they're crazy. This is the classic G.O.P. playbook. I'm sick and tired of these despicable Republican attacks that always seem to come from those who never can be found to serve in war, but love to attack those who did.I'm not going to be lectured by a stuffed suit White House mouthpiece standing behind a podium, or doughy Rush Limbaugh, who no doubt today will take a break from belittling Michael J. Fox's Parkinson's disease to start lying about me just as they have lied about Iraq . It disgusts me that these Republican hacks, who have never worn the uniform of our country lie and distort so blatantly and carelessly about those who have.
The people who owe our troops an apology are George W. Bush and Dick Cheney who misled America into war and have given us a Katrina foreign policy that has betrayed our ideals, killed and maimed our soldiers, and widened the terrorist threat instead of defeating it. These Republicans are afraid to debate veterans who live and breathe the concerns of our troops, not the empty slogans of an Administration that sent our brave troops to war without body armor.
Bottom line, these Republicans want to debate straw men because they're afraid to debate real men. And this time it won't work because we're going to stay in their face with the truth and deny them even a sliver of light for their distortions. No Democrat will be bullied by an administration that has a cut and run policy in Afghanistan and a stand still and lose strategy in Iraq ."
Damn, John. Good job, hermano. I still don't want you to be our nominee in 2008 but hell of a job fighting these cocksuckers.
Seriously, y'all... the only people freaking out about this are retard consultants in Washington who still don't get that 20-30% of Bush's 2004 voters WISH they'd voted for John Kerry. The more this stays in the news, it's going to get explained and people are already looking for a reason to beat up on CT native George Bush.
It may be two years too late but John Kerry made George Bush his bitch today. It's about fucking time.
UPDATE 9:06 - I'm watching CNN and Andrew Sullivan and David Gergen think this is damaging to the Democrats. They advise Kerry to get off TV and stop defending himself. Idiots. The one thing I've noticed is that everytime there has been a Democrat on TV, they've shifted the discussion from Kerry to Bush's failure. The only people dwelling on this are morons.
Methinks that when Andrew Sullivan says you should do something, you should do the complete opposite. He seem sto think this has focused attention on John Kerry. What the comment really did was open up the door for everyone to beat the hell out of President Bush. Once one guy takes a shot at the big bully, everyone gets in line to get in their licks. That's what happens in a fight and Democrats are ready for it.
Watch as this turns over the next few days, provided that Kerry doesn't back down and instead continues to articulate like he did with his statement this afternoon. Charlie Cook may get his Democratic pickup of 60 seats.
Posted by mcblogger at October 31, 2006 08:09 PM
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Too much knowledge makes the head bald... Ebulus
Posted by: Ebulus at November 24, 2006 03:52 AM
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