September 29, 2006
"WTF? I endorsed WHO?!?!?!"
(What follows is the official press release from Izzy, the lame mascot of the Atlanta Olympics, regarding the endorsement of Kinky 'Matzo' Friedman)
"I sincerely regret the endorsement of Kinky Friedman announced early yesterday. I have recently discovered that I have a substance abuse problem and will be seeking treatment. Additionally, my longtime relationship with Liz Smith has caused severe psychological damage and I plan to seek counseling while in treatment at The Betty"
This leaves few celebrity endorsements open to Matzo as Verissa, a fluffy angora bunny and Princess Stephanie have already committed to Bell. We should have some Strayhorn and Perry endorsements up soon as well.
(Don't get me wrong... I'm still pissed. However, endorsement BS is just the kind of thing I need to cheer me up. And a scotch)
Posted by mcblogger at September 29, 2006 12:33 PM
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