September 19, 2006
Suze Orman offers "Don't get divorced quite yet!"
Just when you think you've got it all figured out, along comes Suze Orman to kick you in the gut and remind you that, you know, she's like a genius compared to your retard ass.
On today's obligatory CNBC pre-commercial blurb, Suze decided to talk about social security... as many of you are no doubt aware, you have to be married to someone for 10 years or more to qualify to receive half their benefits upon their death and provided you are, of course, still alive. Suze mentions this by way of pointing out that "some of you..." (I presume she's talking to viewers who aren't myself since I can't get married) "...are with someone you're thinking of divorcing. If you're close to that 10 year mark, you might want to wait".
Practical relationship advice from Suze Orman? Oh, yeah... she's just full of suprises (and I hear, much like a pinata, with delicious candy as well)!
Seriously, is it just me or is this a little cold blooded?
Posted by mcblogger at September 19, 2006 11:27 AM
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Comments
Suze is a gold-digging bitch. What the hell does
she know about relationships? Nothing, apparently.
No amount of social security benefits can replace
happiness, or make up for the lack thereof.
Suze just needs to bond more with her vibrator.
Posted by: Michael Martin at September 20, 2006 09:50 AM
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