September 19, 2006
Sometimes when Grimace is feeling fat, Travis County is the place to be
Travis County rules for fat people. Maybe.
From the Houston Chronicle:
AUSTIN — Travis County is considering a pilot program to offer weight-loss surgery to its employees after a review suggested the move could save money in the long run. County commissioners may decide today whether to pay for up to 15 bariatric surgeries per year during a five-year trial. The surgeries, which involve reducing the size of the stomach or rerouting the intestines, would each cost about $15,000 to $25,000, the county said. "Unfortunately, the program is obviously very needed," County Judge Sam Biscoe said. "We do have more than our fair share of employees who qualify."
To qualify, county employees would have to be diagnosed with morbid obesity and go through one year of monitored unsuccessful dieting and exercise. The county estimates that 300 to 400 of its 4,100 employees would be eligible for the surgery.
That shit looks hot like hades.
Where's my motherfuckin Double QP with Cheese? Make it fuckin bacon bitch.
Posted by grimace at September 19, 2006 10:29 AM
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Due to popular demand, Grimace is here to explain the word "FUPA."
FUPA is an asexual word that can be applied to either males or females. Grimace will give you the F the U and the A, it's up to you to figure the rest out. FAT UPPER ________ AREA
Both are equally as trashy and hey, Grimace likes 8th grade humor.
Posted by: Grimace McBlogger at September 19, 2006 12:15 PM
WOW. I'm going to throw up now.
Posted by: mcblogger at September 19, 2006 12:24 PM
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