September 28, 2006
Izzy, the lame Atlanta Olympics mascot, endorses Matzo
And so the November election endorsement announcements begin. Yesterday, Halloween Marshmallow Peeps endorsed Matzo. This follows the posthumous endorsement (announced by Liz Smith) of Ann Richards. Which Smith later admitted she totally lied her ass off about and retracted. Today, comes the most shocking endorsement of all, that of Izzy, the mascot from the Atlanta Olympics.
Speculation has abounded in the last few days over whom Izzy would endorse. Originally, Bell was the expected endorsee because Izzy (being queer as a three dollar bill) 'fucking hates that douche Perry'. Then the Bell campaign made a serious error by not actively seeking Izzy's endorsement because it's, you know, an imaginary character. This turn of events opened the door to Matzo and OSB with OSB representative OSB Son #1 making several trips to Atlanta to secure the endorsement.
In the end, Izzy, clearly making the decision while stoned out of his freaking mind, opted to endorse Matzo with this simple statement.
I've known Boyd Richie for years and he is, in my opinion, the best person to lead Texas Democrats to victory.
When asked what the hell Boyd Richie had to do with Matzo, Izzy replied, "Boyd? Aw, shit. Sorry about that man. I've been trippin' balls for like a day and half. I meant 'Kinky' instead of 'Boyd Richie' and 'Bad Writers' instead of 'Democrats' ".
Posted by mcblogger at September 28, 2006 01:18 AM
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Comments
OMG I sooooooo can't wait to see this series kick start again!
Posted by: spamburgler at September 28, 2006 01:51 AM
It's clear to me that SOMEONE has smoked too much Special Sauce.
(It's not hashish, people; it's Thousand Island salad dressing. Put it down.)
Posted by: PDiddie at September 28, 2006 06:42 AM
WEll, you know it's not me. I don't do drugs. They taught me not to during my first trip to The Betty.
Posted by: mcblogger at September 28, 2006 09:33 AM
I bet you smoked some astroturf.
Posted by: spamburgler at September 29, 2006 02:57 AM
:(
That would be the Mayor. I'm all about clean living right now. At least until I step out for another cig.
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