August 12, 2006
Perry v. Strayhorn v. Kinky (or, Stop the world, I want to get off)
Seriously, this is getting retarded. Drool coming down the chin, mouth breathing retarded. To what in this ridiculous race am I referring? Why accusations of ethics abuses (and now Kinky'sDicky's nasty, smelly ass has dropped into the debate, as if anyone really gives a good goddamn what the drug addled fuckwit has to say) of course!
Perry has accused Strayhorn of abusing her office which is (as the category in which this is posted implies) analgous to shit telling vomit it smells. Anyone remember when Perry just had to travel to Fort Worth because he had to sign that anti-gay marriage amendment? Well, he neither had to go out of town nor sign it. The entire trip was a... wait for it... fucking campaign stop. OSB made a stop in Hempstead last year and used the opportunity to kick Perry in the gut (I would say balls but at that time they were still in CradDICK's desk) and campaign a bit and it was all captured by people who have the lame task of following her around, not to mention that they must really feel like losers since they have to work for a buttplug like Perry. Come on, can you think of any other job that would devastate your self esteem more? Even cleaning toilets at a truck stop would have more job satisfaction... can you imagine what Robert Black has to do every day just to get out of bed? I would assume it involves a massive dose of lithium.
Did I go off subject?
Dicky has now jumped in to the mix by filing a complaint with the Travis County DA's office. Just what we needed... another opportunist politician jumping on an issue that is too stupid to even address. Now, I'm having to post about it which makes me want to punch Dicky in the head. Hard. Again, I renew my plea... DICK, PLEASE DRINK YOURSELF TO DEATH. SOONER RATHER THAN LATER!
You know, I like none of these people (which is not to say I'm all in love with Bell either. If he wins in November it will be in spite of himself. Still, he actually has a heart AND and IQ in the triple digits, two things the other three don't possess). I think the best way to make Texans truly happy would be to put Dick, Perry and OSB in a box. Then drop that box into the deepest part of the Gulf. At least then they couldn't fuck up the state anymore than they already have.
Posted by mcblogger at August 12, 2006 03:31 PM
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Wouldn't the resulting political muck just mess up our Texas beaches?
Posted by: jobsanger at August 12, 2006 03:56 PM
Excellent point! Let's drop them into one of the trenches in the Pacific:)!
Posted by: mcblogger at August 12, 2006 04:24 PM
Apparently it is time for me to visit Austin again and get you back on the Chris Bell love train.
Sigh.
Posted by: muse at August 13, 2006 01:16 AM
Kinky's drinking, alright, but not sure if he's on a pace for his liver to explode before November. But he has been writing some new jokes:
The country will now be watching both the Kinky Friedman and Joe Lieberman races to see if Americans are willing to shake their bad habit of supporting the status quo and elect Independents that represent a new vision.
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Muse! Come back to Austin!
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