August 28, 2006
Homeland Security couldn't secure a paper bag
What a damn joke. First up was this piece from a guy flying in Canada where it appears people are just as insanely stupid about security as they are here in Estados Unidos. Apparently, the dork (he took his iPod with him to the lav... it's a like a little kid dragging their favorite things all over the place) lost his iPod in the toilet which stopped it up and caused the flight crew to go batshit crazy and head for an emergency landing. Because of an iPod. Seriously, as dumb and loserish as this guy was (you don't know the half of it... click the link) for taking them damn thing with thim to the lav, the next part is balls out insanity.
Then comes word that TSA can't tell the diff between makeup and a bomb. In West Virginia, natch.
"The bomb squad is on site and the woman is being interviewed by the FBI," the TSA's Amy von Walter said. "It looks like there were four items containing liquids ... two of those containers tested positive."But law enforcement sources say the substances that tested positive were cosmetic-based products and not a threat CBS News reports.
So, the next time you go through the check point at your local airport, don't for a minute feel secure. You aren't because at anytime a terrorist iPod might fall into the toilet (and yes, they asked him if he wanted it back).
Posted by mcblogger at August 28, 2006 12:09 PM
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First up was this piece from a guy flying in Canada where it appears people are just as insanely stupid about security as they are here in Estados Unidos. Apparently, the dork (he took his iPod with him to the lav...
Even Sister Ruth has more class
it's a like a little kid dragging their favorite things all over the place) lost his iPod in the toilet
How the fuck do you lose an iPod in an airliner toilet? Was he attacked by a snake?
Posted by: mayor mcsleaze at August 28, 2006 02:49 PM
Let's face it---flying these days is just seriously fucked up.
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Posted by: DemoDame at August 29, 2006 12:16 AM
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