July 11, 2006

Seen Elvis lately?

Sad to say, Elvis sightings have been trailing off lately, even among the chain-smoking lumpenproletariat bingo parlor denizens most likely to spot the King pumping gas at a Billings, Montana truck stop. In the absence, the tinfoil hat crowd is going gaga over the prospect that Enron chief Ken Lay faked his death and still walks---err, is limousined around---the earth.

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We here at Americans for Equal Justice feel strongly that the possibility exists that Mr. Lay, like Hitler, Elvis, and Tupac before him, has faked his own death in order to avoid any more unwanted public scrutiny. If this is true, then it is our responsibility as good Americans to bring this criminal to justice by reporting his whereabouts to the proper authorities.

Posted by mayor mcsleaze at July 11, 2006 07:29 AM