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July 30, 2006

Dregs : ASSlove; Separation anxiety and more

  • Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting Muse has a great article up via the Houston Chronicle about a little problem with Perry's ethic's report. Seems he noted many of those small time donors who are sending him pennies to protest the tax scheme he and the Republicans shoved through the legislature earlier this year. Apparently, they noted the donors with the acronym ASS which stands for A Small Supporter. Get it. HA! Very clever those shitheals in Perry's office. Godo job, Y'all.






  • Tom over at Lake Jackson Democrat has a piece up about someone who (like me) feels strongly about the separation of Church and State.

    'But I will not accept my government telling me who are the children of the greater God and who are the children of the lesser God.

    'That's the difference,' he said. 'I will not defend — I will fight them tooth and nail and lay down a withering field of fire and leave sucking chest wounds — if they engage the machinery of the state, which is what they're doing.'"

  • Remember that great ad the DCCC put out recently? The one that had the nutters freaking? Well, they've found something they can sink their teeth into... the fact that the DCCC ripped the DeLay mugshot from Chickenhead. You'd also, if you read some of the crap these guys are writing about Chickenhead, think they were powering the servers that run the site by burning dead babies and zygotes.

  • Which dovetails nicely with two things... Chickenhead and Lance Bass. It's time for another visit to Peggy Kressler's Postal Proposals. Here's the one for Lance Bass and it ROCKS...

    Dear Lance, Forget Justin Timberlake! He’s sooooooo nasty! It’s you I love Lance! You have this boyish charm and cute smile and when I see you on TRL my crotch turns to butter and melts down my freshly shaved calves. I know you’d never soil yourself by probing a whore like Britney Spears. You’re totally pure and fresh – just like my breath after eating four or five Dentyne Ice's.

    You know your movie On the Line? Where you play a totally convincing ad exec who searches for the love of his life? I saw that one like 12 times in the theater. You’re a genius actor, baby! Like Marlon Brando… only cute and not fat and you’ve actually been in a good movie unlike him.

    I also think you are a brilliant musician and I love N’Sync (even though you’re the only really talented one – everyone else just rests on your laurels). My ex Robbie Carlson hates your music, but he listens to Creed and Creed is for faggots.

    Once we’re married, I’ll play your new album to the baby in my tummy and he or she will grow from a tadpole to a baby while doing choreographed steps to your music and then you’ll lean down and I’ll gaze into your twinkling blue eyes and tongue kiss you like there’s no tomorrow! Tee hee!

    Eternal love,
    Peggy

    • Posted by mcblogger at July 30, 2006 05:16 PM

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