July 24, 2006

Ask A ... Dildo that may (or may not) have been up Rick Perry's ass

Photobucket - Video and Image HostingCertainly y'all remember the scandal involving Rick Perry's questionable sexuality two years ago. The Governor denied the allegations and went on to feed his angry base some red meat last year on the Anti-Gay Marriage Amendment. Still the questions are out there and will likely remain for years... unless, of course, Geoff Conner (Perry's alleged lover) ever comes forward.

Rather than explore the question of whether or not Rick Perry is gay (which is, frankly, overtired), we thought we'd advance things a bit and ask the far more important question, What would a dildo that may (or may not) have been up Rick Perry's ass have to say for itself? Hypothetically. Of course, in hypothetical land, Rick Perry is actually a good Governor as oppossed to the shitbox we currently have in that pretty house caddy-corner from the Capitol. So, in this post we are going to just go ahead and assume Rick's into some assplay. Seriously, straight boys can be, too. See how that works? Gay or Straight, in hypothetical land there is a dildo that may (or may not ) have been up Rick Perry's ass and now you can ask it questions!

Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting This is a picture of the actual dildo that may (or may not) have been up Rick Perry's ass. Seriously, ask it questions but please don't be freaks... email them in so we can keep them private until the dildo has a chance to answer them. Some will of course ask why we phrased the title in such an ackward way. Well, Rick's dildo may look completely different and we really needed a visual aid on this. This may be the kind Rick likes. Or it may not. Or he may not even own one. But we're assuming he does.

Go crazy, Kids!

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Posted by mcblogger at July 24, 2006 12:30 PM

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