July 26, 2006

A modest proposal for peace between Israel and Lebanon

While it's exciting as hell to argue back and forth about Israel, Lebanon and Hezbollah (we could also throw in Iran and Syria but that would just muddy the waters), it's counterproductive. So, in the interests of global peace and security, I would like to propose the following:

  • That Israel give Lebanon $100,000,000

  • That Lebanon use that money to establish a fund for the people hurt during this 'war', and

  • That Lebanon use the remaining money to put a $100,000 bounty on the head of EVERY MEMBER OF HEZBOLLAH KILLED
  • If they need more money, the Israeli's should cough it up. The Lebanese are still trying to rebuild after decades of fundamentalist bullshit. While they should have eliminated Hezbollah years ago it just wasn't practical. Will vigilante's end up killing some innocent people? No doubt. But will they FINALLY put the fear of God in these bastards? Oh hell yes.

    Hezbollah doesn't want compromise or negotiation. They want the end of Israel. So, it's either eliminate Israel or take out Hezbollah. I'm for the later, especially as it will help finally bring peace to Lebanon.

    Posted by mcblogger at July 26, 2006 03:21 PM

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    Tell you what. I'll send some of ma Messican genruls over there soon as they gets ar border thang all fixed up.

    Posted by: Kinky Friedman at July 27, 2006 05:53 AM

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