June 05, 2006

Texas GOP names God chair

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Outgoing Texas Republican Party Chair Tinky Binky hailed her successor, God Almighty, as the deity most qualified to lead the party and the state through the coming forty years of tribulations leading to the End of Days. Earlier, delegates to the San Antonio convention approved a platform supporting a number of conservative hot-button issues, including a return to the Gold Standard, withdrawl from the United Nations, and the reintroduction of chattel slavery for the wicked. Also, anyone proposing a state income tax will be slain, even unto the seventh generation, and Texans would be allowed to hunt illegal aliens for sport.

Previously, God's political leanings were a matter of speculation, but He revealed to American-Statesman reporter Gardner Selby that His Son's middle name is "Hoover".

Posted by mayor mcsleaze at June 5, 2006 08:24 AM