June 27, 2006
My Coke Rewards...
So, I'm sitting here and can't sleep at 4 am looking at my newly emptied bottle of Coke on the table. (Of course, I'm not going to think about the fact that it might be why I'm still up, but whatever, fuck that I say.) On the wrapper next to where I can learn that I've just consumed 22% of my daily carbohydrates and 3% of my sodium, there is some new slogan thing telling me to go to mycokerewards.com.
So I got to thinking, 'cause there ain't nuttin' else to do, how in the hell is this coke rewarding me? I mean, maybe if it were a drug THEN we'd be getting somewhere.
What would you do with coke rewards? (Or cock rewards because god knows that's what I typed first every time I tried pecking the keyboard for that damned word in this entry.)
Posted by spamburgler at June 27, 2006 04:12 AM
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spam - is that a picture of you from your yearbook?
If so, I'm digging on the hair!
Posted by: mcblogger at June 27, 2006 09:48 AM
No, that's my brother. He lives in Arkansas.
Posted by: spamburgler at June 27, 2006 10:45 PM
he's hawt!
Posted by: mcblogger at June 27, 2006 11:28 PM
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Posted by: Anonymous at August 17, 2006 12:30 AM
Based on the crappy My Coke Rewards promotion, I decided to use it to do some good for a needy kid from St. Jude children's Research Hospital, Brandon McKnight.
I figured alone I couldn't do jack with the measly points I was earning but if I got enough people involved we could earn a decent "big" prize for my boy Brandon via donate your coke rewards and sorta stick it to the megalomaniacs down in the ATL.
You can either check the progress here:
http://donateyourcokecodes.blogspot.com/2006/10/day-60-juuust-when-you-think-its-gone.html
Or simply send codes in to donateyourcokecodes@gmail.com
If you can help, thanks. If not, keep on keeping on.
Posted by: stu thompson at October 3, 2006 01:25 PM
Sink or swim!... Dorothy
Posted by: Dorothy at November 24, 2006 03:59 AM
Sink or swim!... Dorothy
Posted by: Dorothy at November 24, 2006 04:00 AM
Fine words butter no parsnips... Abraham
Posted by: Abraham at November 29, 2006 04:22 PM
A friend in need is a friend indeed... Constance
Posted by: Constance at November 29, 2006 04:35 PM
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