May 30, 2006
When constabulary duty's to be done, to be done, A policeman's lot is not a happy one, ...
On the other hand, they do seem to have developed doughnut-eating to a science...
Three minutes. Thirteen doughnuts.
Think you could chow down that many morning morsels in that little time?
Walworth County Jail Training Sgt. Howard Sawyers didn't think he could, either, but he did. In doing so, he earned the title of world champion doughnut-eating cop.
"The secret for eating doughnuts is dunking them in water," said Sawyers, who finished third in the competition last year. "You do a semi-circle of water cups half to three-quarters full. You rip 'em, you dunk them and you shove. And you do that as fast as you can for three minutes."
God, I love the smell of stereotypes in the morning!
Posted by mayor mcsleaze at May 30, 2006 10:45 AM
