May 31, 2006

Law and Order: OMFG!

Here are the email notes McBlogger was able to smuggle out of the jury box, plus my pithy comments:

Notes from jury doodie

I hate this. I get the necessity of it but oh my God I do not want to be here.

One of the jurors, an elementary teacher, said that "the law is the law. Even if you're only going 3 mph over the limit YOU'RE STILL BREAKING THE LAW." Of course, I hated her instantly.

I wonder how much detention she metes out for coloring outside the lines.

Another juror kinda reminds of a shorter Robert Plant. He spent some time in jail in WilCo so I, of course, think he couldn't possibly be bad..

I think they have people doing time there for laughing on Sunday.

I forgot my patch so I'm nicfitting like a moutherfucker. AND THERE IS NO BAR!.

I told you not to forget that flask!

Posted by mayor mcsleaze at May 31, 2006 08:32 PM

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