"It's unrealistic to say that come June 1, everything is going to be done," said John Simsen, Galveston County emergency management coordinator. "There are not enough hours in the day."

For example, the state's evacuation and shelter plan still isn't ready, though the governor's office says it will be by Thursday.

Paying the interest on the foreign-owned portion of the debt will be a burden on future Americans, draining their wallets and siphoning off the nation's wealth.

Thanks for the burden, you boomers and senile old people who voted for Bush!

In the meantime, the current president keeps talking up his younger, larger brother — up to a point. When a member of the audience in Chicago last week told the president that "we love your brother" and that "he's been very good to the restaurant industry," Mr. Bush, not missing a beat, responded to laughter that "he has been eating a lot, I noticed."

Anything to that? Let's take a look at a recent photo...

Yep. I would say el Presidente has a point. My hand to God, I didn't alter this image at all.

Sen. Frist, [far, far] right, unsure whether to use his Super Pandering Powers to battle gays getting married or extinguish a flag on fire.

Go read the post and say thanks for the way cool 'shopping!