May 31, 2006

Grand Theft Auto: The Tribulations

Who says the home schooled crowd has to miss out on the thrill of playing violent video games? Certainly not the creators of Left Behind: Eternal Forces, the latest in the Left Behind End Times marketing juggernaut.

Wage a war of apocalyptic proportions in LEFT BEHIND: Eternal Forces - a real-time strategy game based upon the best-selling LEFT BEHIND book series created by Tim LaHaye and Jerry Jenkins. Join the ultimate fight of Good against Evil, commanding Tribulation Forces or the Global Community Peacekeepers, and uncover the truth about the worldwide disappearances!

· Conduct physical & spiritual warfare : using the power of prayer to strengthen your troops in combat and wield modern military weaponry throughout the game world

· Command your forces through intense battles across a breathtaking, authentic depiction of New York City

· Control more than 30 units types - from Prayer Warrior and Hellraiser to Spies, Special Forces and Battle Tanks!

· Play multiplayer games as Tribulation Force or the AntiChrist's Global Community Peacekeepers with up to eight players via LAN or over the internet!

I wonder what radical clerics like Pat Robertson, Jerry Falwell, or James Dobson will do instead of pissing and moaning about this? Probably pray for another Supreme Court Justice to die.

Posted by mayor mcsleaze at May 31, 2006 10:17 AM