May 28, 2006

Don't kid yourself. Myspace is lame.

So last night I'm having drinks with some friends and two of them get into a discussion that quickly developed into a full fledged argument regarding who had the better myspace page.

At first I thought they were kidding. I mean who on Earth actually takes myspace seriously? It's an AOhelL Homepage on steroids; A place where the challenged (like my two gimp friends) can revel in their self-importance, shitty music, bad images and even tackier friends who are also myspace dorks.

'Oh, but it's a community' they say and I think they're right. A community of dipshits. To wit, I leave to get a drink thinking 'surely they will resolve this by the time I return' and 'I need way more scotch'. When I return fuckall if they WEREN'T STILL TALKING ABOUT IT. I finally started to laugh at which point one of the lames noticed and asked what was so funny. I replied that the argument was funny. The other friend asked 'how so?' to which I replied

Two people arguing about who has the cooler myspace page is a bit like two retards arguing about which is smarter.

I went out for a cigarette at that point. I didn't talk to them anymore. Frankly, given how they spend their free time I'm not sure I want to ever again.

Of course, I can say all this because I'm a blogger and everyone knows bloggers are way cooler than myspace losers.

Posted by mcblogger at May 28, 2006 02:31 PM

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No one who is old enough to drink has any business being on myspace. I'll bet they both have notebooks full of angst-ridden blank verse too.

Posted by: Thank you for not licking toads at May 28, 2006 09:46 PM

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