May 28, 2006

Bible thumpers

Another heartwarming tale from the heartland...

Couple allegedly beat child with a Bible

Clay County prosecutors on Friday charged an Excelsior Springs couple with child abuse for allegedly beating a 9-year-old with a Bible and slamming an 8-year-old into a door.

Authorities allege that Raymond Fairchild, 49, and Deborah Fairchild, 50, punished the foster children for numerous perceived transgressions such as eating too slowly, forgetting to bring the dog in, washing the dishes too slowly and not taking notes in church.

You're supposed to take notes in church? Does Opus Dei know about this?

Posted by mayor mcsleaze at May 28, 2006 09:33 PM

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