May 19, 2006
Ask A ... Newly Retired CEO Lee Raymond late of ExxonMobil
Recently we introduced you to Lee Raymond, former CEO of ExxonMobile. We're excited to have received four questions (seriously, you guys suck ASS... he's a former CEO of an oil company and this was all you people could come up with?) that Lee kindly answered before he needed to leave for a meeting with VP Cheney on 'energy policy'.
Hey, you fat bastard:
Why TF -- considering how handsomely you've been compensated -- can't you get your teeth fixed and four of those five chins liposucked? Is getting laid simply no longer an option for you? Or do you believe "hideously ugly in every way" to be a component of your (presumed) appeal? Signed, Valdez Should Have Been All the Warning We Needed
Sure. But I just got $400mm ON TOP OF THE PHAT SALARY I'VE BEEN GETTING FOR MORE THAN A DECADE. Needless to say, I can look any way I want... and still get more pussy than a male model with a 13" dick.
What would an elephant crossed with a mouse look like?DWP; Texarkana, TX
Kinda like an aardvark. We were all the time making them at Exxon Nuclear, kinda funny actually.
Any regrets about the Valdez oil spill?
Sure, tons of them and especially about the way the thing was handled. I think the biggest was losing all that crude. Sure the insurance paid off, but not getting it to market was a big dissapointment. I guess the other thing I'm most upset about is that the slick wasn't ignited before it reached shore.Oh, and the wildlife that was hurt (laughing). YEAH, I was REAL upset about all that.
When you're at the grocery store, do you prefer paper or plastic?
That's a dumb question... I don't go to the grocery store. I have staff for that. However, they better be using plastic!
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Posted by mcblogger at May 19, 2006 03:15 PM
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