April 26, 2006
No, really... I'm SOOOOOOO not into other guys. Ewe, G-R-O-S-S!
Both Daily KOS and Towleroad have pieces up about this nebbish, Florida's AG Charlie Crist. It seems that much like our own Republican Governor, Rick Perry, there are rumors floating about that Charlie is gay. Unlike Democrats, being a Gay is the kiss of the death for Republicans aspiring to higher office. So, in an effort to cut the rumors before they began (will Republicans ever learn that pre-emptive strikes NEVER work), he called a radio show in FL.
When the single 48-year-old was asked, "Are you a homo?" by the announcer, Crist responded, "No, man. No. I love women. I mean, they're wonderful,'' before going on to suggest that he's very blessed for having, uh, something special that helps him to attract the opposite sex.
Girl, it's the tan and the natty attire. Seriously, it's a dead giveaway. So, in effort to butch you up, we're suggesting the following...
THIS is how your hair needs to be cut. In fact, you could dupe the whole ensemble. NO ONE would think you were gay then, even if you affected a lisp and limp wrist. Think about it, Charlie... it could be the difference between the AG's office and life as a cautionary tale.
Posted by mcblogger at April 26, 2006 11:30 AM
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