April 17, 2006
Glaceau Vitamin Water... like ass in liquid form
Another entry from my sister who STILL has not picked a name to post under... or even bothered trying to learn how to, you know, login. She calls it busy. I call it lazy. So, in the spirit of love for my sib, I'll post another installment from the crazy bitch.
Glaceau Vitamin Water is loaded. Not with money or liquor or anything else you might think of as 'good'. It's loaded with other 'good' stuff that the human body supposedly needs like B-complex vitamins and potassium. Unfortunately, the 'scientists' who make this shit left out nicotine. Bitches.
THIS is water for the alci on the go, too busy to properly rehydrate, deficient in just about everything that makes a human body work and with too much money on their hands. In short, me.
I sampled this on a recent Sunday to help me get over a rather vicious hangover caused by my brother and scotch. Lots of scotch. I opened the bottle gingerly, removed the lid and lifted the bottle to my lips. Slowly a trickle of the purplish 'water' ran over my tongue and down into my throat. As I finished the first drink I immediately realized what this shit tastes like... it's like filling a glass with ice and juice, drinking the juice quickly (but not all of it) and then leaving the ice to melt into the juice for a few hours.
Then coming back to drink the remainder. Yes, it's that gross.
Try it if you must... THESE morons enjoyed it. I think they're paid by the company that makes this crap. Or they're completely insane.
Posted by mcblogger at April 17, 2006 07:46 PM
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