April 01, 2006
Ask A ... Very drunk and extremely belligerent Tom DeLay
This represents a first for us here at McBlogger, celebrity (former and current) Q&A's where YOU get to ask the questions. Our first celebrity comes to us from Government, specifically the US Congress. Tom DeLay has represented the 22nd Congressional District of Texas since 1980-something and is best known for his work with Jack Abramoff and Mikey Scanlon, as well as his tireless efforts to keep bringing back the pork to his home in the district, Sugar Land, TX.
Tom Delay - My girlfriend and I have been having some problems recently and just seem to do nothing but argue. Can you offer any advice? Jack; Terre Haute, IN
Oh fuck, what a dumb as shit question. Get rid of the bitch you fucking pansy ass queer!
Dear Tom - My oldest son refuses to do his homework and just laughs at me when I demand he do his chores. Any advice? Single Mom in Louisianna
Well, there's your problem... single mothers are usually whores. So, you're a whore. Boy's don't respect whores. The boy needs a father so if you don't want me to have the FBI hunt you down just to bring you back to me in Washington so I can slap you around, you'll be getting married soon.
Congressman DeLay - My best friend told me the other day that ask too many questions. Can you believe that? Kathy; San Francisco
Yes. Next question.
Hey! So how's life without the expensive trips? Sam; Austin, TX
How's life? Fucking prick... what do you want me to say? 'I hate it'? NOT GOING TO HAPPEN. Oh, and Sam... when I'm re-elected this year I'm going to pay you a visit.
At this point Representative DeLay assaulted a waitress so we had to break away from our Q&A. We hope you enjoyed this edition of Ask A...
Posted by mcblogger at April 1, 2006 09:09 PM
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