April 01, 2006
A letter from my mother's dog...
Explanation: YES, this is a letter written in the voice of my mother's dog by my sister. Lest you think we're complete freaks, understand that a) THE FUCKING DOG IS CUTE AS HELL b) my mother thinks of the dog as one of our siblings (thus, the salutation)... have I ever mentioned that we drink A LOT? Yeah, yeah... I know this is self indulgent as hell but you'll love the pix
Hey brother! I haven't seen you in a while, so I thought I would write. Check out my lovely spring collar! I am so excited about it! I think it is important to stay in touch with current trends. Even though I can run with my baby, and play a mean game of ball, I am still a puppy princess! Paris Hilton's dog Tinkerbell has nothing on me. I'll kick that bitch's ass! I don't play! Anyway, I hope things are going well for you. I'll see you later! Love, Mattie
And here is the princess in all her glory... on the bed in my room at my mother's house, which I found out during my last visit, is now hers.
Schnauzer's SOOOO rock!
Posted by mcblogger at April 1, 2006 12:23 AM
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