March 15, 2006

O Lord, Make mine enemies ridiculous

Well, okay, vegans aren't exactly enemies, but ridiculous?

Animal Advocacy Group Offers Meatless Vegan Gonads

Punters attending the upcoming Wildfoods Festival on the West Coast will now be able to add meatless vegan gonads to their menus.

The gourmet treat is being supplied by animal advocacy group SAFE, who are setting up a stall at the event to try and dispel the myth that vegetarians and vegans are dull, boring and lack sex appeal.

"The Wildfood Festival is synonymous with people trying new exotic foods invariably derived from a multitude of animal species. We will tempt people to try a tasty battered meatless 'gonad' instead. It looks and tastes like meat but doesn't requiring killing an animal and is much healthier on the human body," says SAFE's campaign director Hans Kriek.

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