February 01, 2006

SOTU - What he really said

Last night Excusemaker in Chief Bush announced that he's focused on the following:

  • Creation of a human-animal hybrid (this came outta Rove's asscrack... these guys have some SERIOUSLY fucked up fantasies)

  • Freeing us from our dependence on foreign oil all which had the Democrats screaming, in unison, WELCOME TO THE FUCKING PARTY, ASSHOLE.

  • Free Medical care. And kittens for the tots. And free ice cream at the creamery of your choice, once a month
  • Yes, it was a blockbuster of a speech (if by 'blockbuster' you mean not well received and by 'speech' you mean someone talking). The real star of the evening was VA Governor Kaine who, though his gestures and facial tics were distracting, managed to bring focus to a Democratic agenda and show D's as the party that actually wants to do something for people. Please, no comments about his halting, Shatner-esque delivery.
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    Runner up HAD to be the Congressional D's who took the opportunity to pat themselves on the back and heckle the President a little over Social Security and their success at derailing what even most R's called a 'mindnumbingly bad plan'.

    In last place, as usual, TN Senator Bill Frist whose cadaver like appearance next to Barack Obama on split screen was terrifying enough to make children scream.

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    See?


    Posted by mcblogger at February 1, 2006 12:21 PM

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