February 11, 2006
New! Super Shitty Service Station SPECTACULAR
This is the first entry in what is bound to be recognized decades from now for it's brilliance and amazing clarity of vision. I say decades from now because there is NO way you bitches will think this is anything other than funny.
Trash.
Still, much like pearls before swine, I offer you SUPER SHITTY SERVICE STATION SPECTACULAR!
We've all been in some rather heinous bathrooms at service stations across the country. In fact, I seem to have a knack for finding them. Some say it's because I have a bladder the size of a shot glass. Others think it has something to do with the fact that I am never in the car without a 44 oz. Diet DP. Personally, I blame Scientology. Whatever the reason, and wherever I am, I manage to find some truly disgusting places to empty my bladder.
This first post takes place while on a trip to visit my parents in East Texas. See, my parents have mastered the art of guilt. In fact, they are currently writing the definitive book on the subject to be used by Catholic and Jewish parents everywhere. So, they're constantly on my ass to visit which leads us to the the trip back home and a stop at an Exxon Station in Bellmead, TX. This particular station isn't the nastiest I've ever been to, but it's pretty damn close. Ladies and Gentleman, Boys and Girls, I present to you the first Super Shitty Service Station, Bellmead Exxon.
Here's the outside of the store, the typical run down, small town Exxon...
Here's the door with no lock. There was someone sitting in that blue truck outside the bathroom. I didn't think he'd join me, but a lock would have made me feel much better.
Someone loves them some Zepplin
And here's the rest in all it's putrid glory
Oh, believe me, there's more on the way. This is, after all, Texas.
Posted by mcblogger at February 11, 2006 09:47 PM
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Honey is sweet, but the bee stings... Pierce
Posted by: Pierce at November 24, 2006 03:57 AM
Truth lies at the bottom of a well... Henry
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