February 21, 2006

Don't bring a rifle to a hammer fight

Note to self: Don't drink this guy's last beer.

Marion County authorities said a man is charged with fatally beating his roommate with a sledgehammer and a claw hammer because there was no toilet tissue in the home.

Crow told investigators that the men were fighting over the weekend about the toilet paper when Matthews pulled out a rifle. According to an affidavit, Crow said he then began beating Matthews with the sledgehammer and claw hammer.

Posted by mayor mcsleaze at February 21, 2006 02:08 PM