January 25, 2006
I'll stick to my crystal ball...
I recently saw an ad on TV for a program called The Key Of David. It touted the show as a program that looks at
current events through the clear eye of biblical prophecy.
I didn't feel like waiting for next week's show, so I went to the website and found this on the main page, along with a picture of the head (and upper torso) of the host...
Each week Gerald Flurry discusses world events in the light of Bible prophecy. For over a decade Gerald Flurry has analyzed today's news from a unique perspective, providing answers to life's most pressing questions.
Honestly, I didn't know what was funnier... the fact that this guy has been analyzing 'today's news' for more than a decade or that he's been doing it with an eye on biblical prophecy, a subject that has vexed millions over the last 5,000 years. I did start thinking about life's most pressing questions. More specifically, I started thinking about my life's most pressing questions
1) What's to be made of Yogurt Burst Cheerios? It's gross, right?
2) When WILL I win the lottery?
3) Is it the MSG that makes Ranch so yummy?
4) Will I ever be a little girl again? Even if I'm a boy now?
5) What REALLY happened to that puppy I had in fourth grade that mother claimed just decided to 'run away'?
Mr. Flurry has no answers to these questions (or, at least, he's decided not to answer the request I sent out to him VIA MY MIND... come on, if he's a prophet then he should have responded DAYS ago).
Then I found this on him and decided to make another drink.
Posted by mcblogger at January 25, 2006 08:20 PM
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