December 18, 2005

Live from the White House... the shithead speaketh

ABC says he's going to try to tie together the four random speeches given recently. I think he's going throw someone under the bus to save his ass:

8:01 - The election rocked! but it's not the end of violence. It's also the beginning of constitional democracy (I think he means theocracy)

8:03 - Iraq sponsored terrorism?!?! WHEN? Mass graves found... no WMD's but we 'found the ability to make them'; Saddam hid shit. Many nations believed he had WMD's which is bullshit.

8:05 - It was RIGHT to remove Saddam... UGH! So what, asshole? You're a dick and no one's invaded us to get rid of you. Oh shit! He's going down the terrorist path!!!! FUCK YEAH, it's ON now bitch!

8:06 - Empire of Fear... soon to rank right up there with Axis of Evil. 'they're trying to chase us off and the subtext here is that the D's are helping 'em'. Fuck, does this bitch do anything but make excuses??!?

8:07 - We do not create terrorists by fighting them... but that's not so much what we were doing in 2003, was it Mr. P? Things are tough in Iraq.

8:08 - Some look at the challenges and conclude all is lost. He doesn't believe that and of course, neither do the Democrats. He's just too stupid to get it. 'we're putting a strategy in place' SHIT! He really shouldn't use words he doesn't understand.

8:09 - there are 125 Iraq combat battalions? Bullshit! We're helping them establish a lasting democracy... here again, he meant to say THEOCRACY

8:10 - Iraqis are optomistic... polling says so as well. They're happy because they know we'll be leaving their country soon.

8:11 - NOW we're defeatist? Bush, you're a cocksucker. You're the one who got us into this fucking mess and has screwed up the damn thing from the get go. FUCK YOU!

8:12 - Leaving now would undermine our power in the world which is complete horseshit but he's gotta say it anyway. It's his only leg left.

8:13 - I want to see the D's after this tear him a new fucking asshole.

8:14 our forces in Iraq are on the way to victory. Yeah, despite your fuckups.

8:15 now he's wrapping himself in the arms of the wounded. what a slime bag. He accepts the consequences which is good because one of them is going to jail:)

8:17 always run to God!

In other words, nothing much...

Posted by mcblogger at December 18, 2005 08:00 PM

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